Prediction: The Cullinan Will Not Age Well

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
07/24/2018 at 16:40 • Filed to: Doug DeMuro, daddy doug, rolls royce, cullinan, edward cullinan, team vampire

So many bulky buttons placed in odd areas, goofy overly- tall proportions, blocky mirrors, etc.

Just look at this mess.

Tacked on buttons for closing the rear doors, and moving the rear seat headrests

Hidden awkward to press front door closer buttons, also tacked on

Big ugly key hole

Doug’s filthy ass knee

Wear on the key of a car that’s not even OUT yet....

Mirrors By LEGO

DISCUSSION (35)

For Sweden > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 16:44

Just like the Lagonda. In 25 years, Doug will make a video about “Rolls Royce’s failed experiment ” and earn one billion views.

For Sweden > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 16:45

Kinja'd!!!

Teach me how to Douggie

404 - User No Longer Available > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 16:48

Of course it won’t age well... it’s a large BMW with electronics.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 16:49

Oh honey, it doesn’t even exist well n ow, let alone age well. Its best aspects are that it kind of rips off a Range Rover and that I can’t help but read Cullinan as Cuchulainn

404 - User No Longer Available > For Sweden
07/24/2018 at 16:49

New challenge: first one to find a contradiction of what he said and tweet it to him.

LOREM IPSUM > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 16:49

Slam it, c hop the roof by a number of inches, and drop one... n o, better make that two digits from the price. Then we can talk.

Spanfeller is a twat > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 16:49

I don’t think the 812 superfast and the g30 M5 will age well either

For Sweden > 404 - User No Longer Available
07/24/2018 at 16:53

Better idea: never tweet

Takuro Spirit > For Sweden
07/24/2018 at 16:54

I can’t wait to view it in real time sen t directly to my optical nerves.

His Stigness > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 16:55

Judging by the rest of BMW’s line up, those buttons won’t last a year.

I'm not kidding. I smog BMW's with less than 5k miles a lot and the buttons that get used are all worn out. It's pathetic.

Takuro Spirit > 404 - User No Longer Available
07/24/2018 at 16:56

At least they have cohesive designs, inside and out, with switchgear that matches not only the interior design, but each other.

Klaus Schmoll > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 16:59

...

104. Wheels that just look awkward in the wheel well...

Takuro Spirit > Klaus Schmoll
07/24/2018 at 17:01

Speaking of fender gap, l ets not mention how irregular the air suspension lifts each end, instead of one fluid motion.

404 - User No Longer Available > LOREM IPSUM
07/24/2018 at 17:03

...so you want one that was ruined by "Pimp My Ride?"

Gerry197 > For Sweden
07/24/2018 at 17:04

More likely their greatest seller of all-time. When has a luxury SUV in this day of age failed?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 17:05

The Bentayguhh is nicer. And I consider myself a "hater"

CaptDale - is secretly British > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 17:05

Already looks 10 years old

ToyotaFamily > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 17:06

The Cullinan seriously looks like it belongs in Grand Theft Auto.

Takuro Spirit > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/24/2018 at 17:06

At no point during his review of that did I feel the need to pause the video to call out how horrible something was integrated .

LOREM IPSUM > 404 - User No Longer Available
07/24/2018 at 17:07

At around, what, $3200?

Maybe?

Takuro Spirit > ToyotaFamily
07/24/2018 at 17:07

I hope Rockstar sues RR for likeness rights

Sovande > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 17:09

It still looks like a jacked up Malibu Maxx. It didn't even premier well.

Takuro Spirit > Sovande
07/24/2018 at 17:17

It looks like someone took a Range Rover and fed it too much cake.

Or whatever the fuck British people engorge themselves on when lonely and depressed on a Friday night because they have no real friends, and all their internet friends are out enjoying life with thier significant others and real friends but they’re just sitting there like a lump of shit on the couch watching HGTV and crying because why can’t I have a relationship with someone like Chip has with Joanna and what the fuck is shiplap and dammit I need another cake

Sovande > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 17:27

Alright.

Nom De Plume > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 17:33

Thankfully this excursion into new money won’t impact the traditional luxury image their vintage cars still exude.

Exhibit A

Kinja'd!!!

Nom De Plume > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 17:38

The GB version of rednecks with paychecks is ‘ Northerner’. Or how 90% of the country acts when watching the ponies.

WilliamsSW > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 17:39

When was the last time RR built a car that *did* age well? 30-40 years ago??

Takuro Spirit > WilliamsSW
07/24/2018 at 17:44

Precisely. And keeping those design cues 30-40 year later means that in another 30-40 years its gonna look REEEEEAL tacky.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 18:00

It hasn’t aged well already and you can’t even buy one unless you’re fabulously important.

Probenja > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 18:03

I think the key looks like that because of the chrome + finger grease, also what’s more annoying about the Cullinan is the amount of black gloss they used in the interior it just looks bad and the door sills were heavily scratched.

Also what’s the deal with Doug and saying “ little” before every single thing that and the fact he mentions every feature as if it was new drives me nuts.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 18:36

They must have only had cardboard boxes available to prototype with.

Amoore100 > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 19:37

Of course it will age well, it already looks like it’s from the ‘80s

Kinja'd!!!

ranwhenparked > Takuro Spirit
07/24/2018 at 20:02

On the other hand, it is at least in a body style that will still be dominating the market 20-30 years from now, so that will help keep it more current looking than, say, the Ghost.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Takuro Spirit
07/25/2018 at 08:08

You okay man?

Fuck shiplap

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Takuro Spirit
07/25/2018 at 09:08

It hasn’t aged well already! Those buttons look like they are from the 90's.